Callous

Wedding Shot

2008-11-21T09:17:00.000-05:00

2007-05-22T11:23:00.001-04:00

Yo 2

2007-05-22T11:22:00.001-04:00

yo

2007-05-22T11:17:00.001-04:00

South Pk

2007-03-06T14:45:00.000-05:00

heya, you gotta look at this sweet page for drawing ur own southpark guy

Click here to make one undefined

My Test Results

2006-03-04T14:50:00.000-05:00

....how about a theatrical mathematician? I think the interpretation of this is, Im either going to be the math class cutup who distracts everyone, or "that guy" in the play who says "We Need Focus, People!!!"

You scored as Mathematics. You should be a Math major! Like Pythagoras, you are analytical, rational, and when are always ready to tackle the problem head-on!

Mathematics

100%

Theater

92%

Journalism

92%

Sociology

92%

Anthropology

83%

Psychology

83%

Engineering

75%

Linguistics

58%

English

58%

Philosophy

50%

Dance

50%

Biology

42%

Art

42%

Chemistry

25%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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Baby got Back...

2006-02-21T10:26:00.000-05:00

Here's my newest mix CD entitled Baby Got Back - A Retro Kids Song Album for Parents and Children. Friends are having kids...aaghh!
Link to it here

Smoking is Bad

2006-02-21T10:08:00.000-05:00

Here's a great reason not to smoke. The "money shot" with local winners Organissimo at the WYCE Jammies awards...with a whisp of smoke. When will I learn, fool?!?!

Wesley Willis Passes on.

2005-10-24T15:45:00.001-04:00

Remember the Great Darryl Nathan from Grand Rapids?
Here's Wesley Willis from Chicago. He passed away August of 2003. Use the "title" link above to go to his tribute site and hear or download songs such as "I whipped Spiderman."

Like Covers?

2005-08-04T10:09:00.000-04:00

Anyone appreciate a good cover song? Here's a cover album I compliled.

re: Dangerous Week

2005-08-04T09:26:00.000-04:00

Its been a month, and thanks to everyone's advice I was able to get the sliver out (see photo). That was one of the most ridiculous sensations I have felt in awhile. I havent decided what to do with it yet.

Found Magazine

2005-07-11T18:28:00.000-04:00

If you missed the last one, the Found Magazine travelling exhibit will be back at the DAAC October 8, 2005!

Its a Dangerous Week.

2005-07-11T15:08:00.000-04:00

I have feelings of concern for this week. I got a weird sliver. This morning I read to the listeners of WYCE about the microchips the Humane Society puts into pets nowadays when you adopt. If that concept causes concern for anyone, take it from me: I know from personal experience that inserting microchips could not be so bad for the pets. My sliver looks kind of gross through the fingernail but it is starting to settle in and I think that within a couple of more days I will be used to it and will forget it is there.
I e-bayed "slivers" this morning, wondering if some crazy fan of Bruce Campbell or the like is currently trying to auction off a celebrity sliver. I found that the word "sliver" is often a typo in place of the word "silver." I cant imagine ever posting an ad on ebay with a typo, or even more so actually buying something from an ad with a significant typo in the title line. The most interesting typo I saw on ebay was "black & sliver bra and thong set" (ebay item #5405273745, starting bid $1.50). If I were in the market for used black and silver underwear I would definitely pass on the typo ad. If ya cant even get the listing right, Im not buying your underwear.
Current bids: 0
Shipping insurance: not offered.

Its a dangerous week.

Dont Miss This!!!

2005-07-07T14:03:00.000-04:00

Man with the Screaming Brain
Bruce Campbell, B-Movie Star and cult icon, will appear in person at Wealthy St. Theatre for the signing of his book, MAKE LOVE THE BRUCE CAMPBELL WAY. Book signings start at 6 pm on Saturday, July 23 followed by a live introduction to his film at 9:45 pm. There will be a 10 pm showing of his film MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN. At 11:30 pm upon completion of the film, Bruce Campbell will conduct a Q & A with his audience. Cost for movie: $10 ish. Cost for book signing: free.
For a complete list of Bruce's "tour dates," visit Bruce-Campbell.Com.

The guy does do a good Elvis...

Why does the guy like his damned dog so much?!?

2005-07-07T13:10:00.000-04:00

There are so many freakin' dog photos on this blog...why?

Im talking about myself here, and that's a valid question with a valid answer...
Theres nothing like waking up in the middle of the night in the summer with sweat covering your body and the evening breeze blowing small black and white dog hairs around the room, where they stick and wave around in the wind, causing the sensation to a half-conscious person of ants crawling over one's body. Yes, its the peak of sheddin' season and that time of year to remember why I even keep the old hair factory I named Mulligan STU around. Something I like...hmm...well, I like that he lets us do stuff to him without complaining. Thus the photos (prior posts). I like that he howls instead of barks. I like the game we invented where he "stays" in the kitchen and we hide a treat in the livingroom for him to sniff out of hiding. And I like the fact that whenever I swear he comes over to comfort me. Despite the puss in his driver side ear, the big fleshy lump on his chest, the $250 pair of shoes he chewed and the claw marks on the leather, I am fan of the STU.

GR Events Ongoing and Upcoming

2005-07-07T10:45:00.000-04:00

1.
Thursday night is movie night in Grand Rapids. For more info subscribe to: film@thedaac.org
10:30 PM July 7
This week's local park cinema event is at 10:30 pm in Eastown's Wilcox Park. Expect to see Akira Kurosawa's woodsy 1958 classic 'The Hidden Fortress' Wilcox Park at Norwood/Robinson SE (IMDB Link) The organizers of this event invite all to come sit out in one of GR's public parks and enjoy a movie. Because the event is outdoors and public they ask that people do not bring illegal substances, but do bring blankets and chairs.

2.
Saturday July 9th Opening of the Mosaic Collaborative 1317 Fulton SE next door to Common Ground Coffee House. Includes Sado's Info shop, Octagon Active Arts, and an interactive world instrument museum, I'm not sure about times on this so it might be a good idea to just cruise by around 7ish?

Environmental PSA

2005-07-06T17:37:00.000-04:00

STU made fun of again....

For the 80s Movie Fan

2005-07-06T17:35:00.000-04:00

I created this as inspiration for my pool team, "Oobie Doobie." We were going into the playoffs and needed that "extra special edge."

Pool Team Inspiration

Seasonally unemployed roommate experiments on my dog - Part II

2005-07-06T17:34:00.000-04:00

STU balloo

Seasonally unemployed roommate experiments on my dog...

2005-07-06T17:33:00.000-04:00

STU with Frog

College Music Top 20 for July 2005

2005-07-06T17:30:00.000-04:00

CMJ Top 20 for July 2005

Click above for link to CMJ.

Ive got nothing to say so here's some music I like:

2005-07-05T10:12:00.000-04:00

Here's some music Ive been into lately:
Athlete, Aqualung, Bloc Party, Blue Van, Brazilian Girls, Caribou, Decemberists, Dressy Bessy, Four Tet, Kaiser Chiefs, Of Montreal, Raveonettes, Ryan Adams and the Cardinals, Secret Machines, Smog, Spoon, Stephen Malkmus, Sufjan Stevens, and Team Sleep. Also some Roy Ayers remastered and older Blackalicious.

itunes is great, the new podcast software came out last week. Click title above to download.

Drinking Coffee - Pros and Cons

2005-01-26T15:35:00.000-05:00

Click above link to a recent compilation of scientific studies relating to drinking coffee--or just read below for the ones that I found interesting:

con - May be addictive and ultimately result in adrenal exhaustion
con - Raises Cortisol levels, resulting in blood vessels constricting
con - Bad for babies and unborn fetuses (ie low birth weight, birth defects, premature birth, miscarriages, inability to conceive, and sluggish sperm)
con - May irritate stomach lining causing increase in stomach acid production
con - Excites rapid peristaltic movements of the intestines resulting in shorted transit times and less absorption of nutrients
con - May aggravate osteoporosis by leaching calcium from the bones
pro - There are scientific studies that refute most if not all of the above effects, including but not limited to these reasons: many studies pre-1975 did not take into consideration whether or not the person also smoked, OR the fact that post 1975 coffee filters remove most of the chemicals.
pro - Caffeine increases intellectual activity when fatigued or bored
pro - Speeds up fat metabolism during exercise while conserving glycogen and glucose
pro - Prevents crystallization of cholesterol & reduces risk of gall stones
pro - Coffee has a protective affect against cirrhosis of the liver, colon cancer, and Parkinson's disease
pro - The Theophylline in coffee may be protective against asthma
pro - Has 4 times the anti-oxidants of Green Tea
pro - Recognized by the FDA as "Generally Safe"
pro - Has the ability to reduce the release of histamine from mast cells, thereby having anti-allergetic properties
neutral - Diuretic Effect :)

Stupid stupid stupid

2005-01-18T16:33:00.000-05:00

Well, I did it again, I lost another bet by betting Paul from Boston on the outcome of the Patriots vs Indianapolis Colts game.

If Colts had won, I would have gotten hand crafted action figures of my girlfriend and some other friends of mine. As it happened, the Colts lost and Ill be creating a web site dedicated to the eternal church of Kiefer. A web site dedicated to collecting 30,000 signatures in order to qualify the "worship" of Kiefer Sutherland as a government-recognized religion, and thereby getting Monday nights off for Paul so he can watch 24 every week.

Click title above for last years bet, the Paulie Tribute Page.

"The Icicles" need some friends!

2005-01-10T14:52:00.000-05:00

Great band, produced & distributed by a great local record label. See also "Sodastream's" site (prior post). Click above to hear & see!